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"I'll email the landlord."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

IKEA Book

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"He huffed and he puffed and he increased our rent."

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'I can't find my key.'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

Shoe for Rent

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Well, obviously, we can't live with MY parents …

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"