
"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"
Decorate their nursery or living area with charming prints that capture the magic and humor of becoming first-time parents—ideal for personalizing their space and celebrating this special time.
"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"
"Your baby's fussiness, whining, and general discontent isn't anything to worry about. It should clear up on its own in about 18 years."
Subliminal messages!
"They look so young and helpless."
'Yipee! A cockroach!'
'Mom never pops a wheelie.'
'Tic-kle the brat!'
'I'm a loaf of bread.'
'Said once, and never again!'
He's definitely got your eyes!"
"How precious. She has her father's eyes."
So Much for That New Baby Smell
If Babies Could Do Parent Diaries
City Zoo: Day Care
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
A young Don King
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
Cry babies.
'Ahhh...'
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
baby sweetcorn...
'I told you it would be useful.'
The Baby Walker
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
Interior design trends for parents....
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating first-time parents—perfect for their daily dose of caffeine as they enjoy this exciting new chapter.
Find soft, witty pillows to add a cozy touch to their nursery or lounge—fun expressions that celebrate their new parenting adventure.
Browse our selection of fun and inspiring t-shirts made for first-time parents—wear their new pride with style and humor.