First-time Mom Prints

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Whoa

Mother Nature

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"They look so young and helpless."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Out of patience

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Ugh Not Again!'

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'That never gets old.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Whoa

Maternity Hospital

Maternity tattoos

'Yipee! A cockroach!'