First-time Motherhood Prints

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Whoa

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"They look so young and helpless."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Out of patience

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Ugh Not Again!'

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'That never gets old.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Maternity Hospital

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Moms gone wild

Maternity tattoos

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"