First-time Moms Prints

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Whoa

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

Fitness Programme for babies

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Out of patience

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Ugh Not Again!'

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'That never gets old.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Maternity Hospital