"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"
First-time Parents Mugs
Kickstart their mornings with a humorous or heartfelt mug that celebrates their new role as first-time parents. Perfect for coffee breaks during those busy days and nights!
"Your baby's fussiness, whining, and general discontent isn't anything to worry about. It should clear up on its own in about 18 years."
Subliminal messages!
"They look so young and helpless."
'Yipee! A cockroach!'
'Mom never pops a wheelie.'
'Tic-kle the brat!'
'I'm a loaf of bread.'
'Said once, and never again!'
He's definitely got your eyes!"
"How precious. She has her father's eyes."
So Much for That New Baby Smell
If Babies Could Do Parent Diaries
City Zoo: Day Care
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
A young Don King
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
Cry babies.
'Ahhh...'
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
baby sweetcorn...
'I told you it would be useful.'
The Baby Walker
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
Interior design trends for parents....
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
First-time Parents Mugs Collection
First-time Parents Pillows
Find soft, witty pillows to add a cozy touch to their nursery or lounge—fun expressions that celebrate their new parenting adventure.
First-time Parents Prints
Check out our charming prints perfect for decorating a nursery or family space—celebrating the joy and humor of new parenthood.
First-time Parents T-Shirts
Browse our selection of fun and inspiring t-shirts made for first-time parents—wear their new pride with style and humor.