First-time Parent Mugs

'That never gets old.'

'What I need is a change in scenery.'

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'I'm going in.'

'Guess what? I found a way to get the baby to eat creamed peas!'

'Gotta look like I worked up a sweat!'

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

'Then the real world dumbs it out of us.'

'Ay, there's the rub.'

'I like a challenge.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 4

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'I know how to fix that!'

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

'That's not the image I wanted to leave him with.'

Code Red!

'You might say they wormed their way into my heart!'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Amateurs...

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

A young Don King

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Cry babies.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

baby sweetcorn...

The Baby Walker