First-time Parent T-Shirts

Celebrate their new role with our witty and adorable t-shirts designed for first-time parents. Comfortable, funny, and full of love—perfect for everyday wear during this special time.

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'That never gets old.'

'That never gets old.'

'What I need is a change in scenery.'

'What I need is a change in scenery.'

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'I'm going in.'

'I'm going in.'

'Guess what? I found a way to get the baby to eat creamed peas!'

'Guess what? I found a way to get the baby to eat creamed peas!'

'Gotta look like I worked up a sweat!'

'Gotta look like I worked up a sweat!'

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

'Then the real world dumbs it out of us.'

'Then the real world dumbs it out of us.'

'Ay, there's the rub.'

'Ay, there's the rub.'

'I like a challenge.'

'I like a challenge.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 4

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 4

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'I know how to fix that!'

'I know how to fix that!'

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

'That's not the image I wanted to leave him with.'

'That's not the image I wanted to leave him with.'

Code Red!

Code Red!

'You might say they wormed their way into my heart!'

'You might say they wormed their way into my heart!'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Amateurs...

Amateurs...

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

City Zoo: Day Care

City Zoo: Day Care

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

A young Don King

A young Don King

Madonna of the Pukes.

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Cry babies.

Cry babies.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

baby sweetcorn...

baby sweetcorn...

The Baby Walker

The Baby Walker

First-time Parent T-Shirts Collection

First-time Parent Mugs

Explore our collection of first-time parent mugs—quintessential for fueling those sleepless nights with humor and love.

First-time Parent Pillows

Check out our playful pillows for first-time parents—adding humor and comfort to their new family space.

First-time Parent Prints

Browse our delightful prints celebrating new parents—brighten their home with humor and heartfelt messages.