First Time On A Roller Coaster T-Shirts

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

Glastonbury. After.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Skiing.

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Snow Devil

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Mass Travel

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Glastonbury. Before.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"