"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"
First Talk About Sex Gifts
Looking for a gift to acknowledge or humorously commemorate that pivotal first talk about sex? Our collection offers thoughtful, witty, and fun items that make Broaching this personal topic a little easier and a lot more memorable.
"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"
"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."
"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."
"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"
First love.
"Guess who figured how to call 911!"
'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'
'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'
'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'
Do it!
I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.
"The phrase is 'score,' dude."
"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"
"So what's your definition of 'love'?"
"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."
"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"
"I don't know, I just thought it would be more magical."
"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"
"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"
"I never said 'I love you'. I said 'I love ya'. Big difference!"
'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'
"Baldo, you make me laugh!"
No way he's dropping the ball now! He's going, he's going...he scores!
The first kiss.
"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"
Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.
"He's not gonna lose it tonight."
"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"
'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!
'...I love it when you talk dirty!'
"Margo, I think it's time we talked about us."
'This is a meaningful relationship, the sex means a lot to me.'
"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."
'I need to know where I stand, Ursula.'
First Talk About Sex Gifts Collection
First Talk About Sex Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for fun and candid designs that celebrate open talks about sex, perfect for daily encouragement.
First Talk About Sex Pillows
Check out our pillows with playful and honest messages—ideal for making conversations about sex a comfortable part of everyday life.
First Talk About Sex Prints
Discover prints that bring humor and honesty to your walls, inspiring open discussions about life's important moments.
First Talk About Sex T-Shirts
Browse our T-shirts to find witty and empowering designs celebrating the courage to discuss sex openly.