"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."
First Movie Theater Visit Mugs
Celebrate the magic of a first movie theater visit with a witty mug that captures that special moment — a perfect keepsake to remember the thrill and fun of that first cinema trip.
The Demise of Tinkerbell
Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.
'It was great. I hated it.'
"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."
'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'
"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."
Cinemuck
'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'
"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"
You are very important to me!
Doggy-3D
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.
"The opening night is always a bit special!"
"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."
'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'
The Marx Brothers in 3D
George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.
Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito
"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."
Falling asleep in the cinema.
"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"
"Must be some kind of cult movie."
"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"
"So much for the feel good movie of the year."
"So much for the free good movie of the year."
"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"
"No love, your Daddy isn't Spider-Man. Your Daddy is a Father For Justice."
"Sit down Fred!"
'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'
Jumping out of the popcorn queue watching the Matrix.
'Ooh that was fun dear! Let's do and see it again tomorrow.'
'Waste of twenty quid.'
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