Going To The Theater Mugs

We were so close to the stage we could see the actors spit.

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Tut and Carmen.

Herman Mankiewicz

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Pirate

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Champagne

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Hamlet'

Honoré de Balzac

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Extreme miming"