First Movie Theater Visit Pillows

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Cinemuck

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

You are very important to me!

Doggy-3D

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Falling asleep in the cinema.

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"

"Sit down Fred!"

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

'Ooh that was fun dear! Let's do and see it again tomorrow.'

Mantis chick flicks

'Waste of twenty quid.'