First Hot Air Balloon Ride T-Shirts

Balloon toilet breaks.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Airport Security.

'Are we there yet?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

A private jet takes off

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Airport

Mass Travel

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Airliner

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Flight Socks.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'One carry-on!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

Airplane Seatbelts