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'It's the big idea in recruitment. You offer the best candidates an exciting, challenging experiences to reel them in.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

Easter Egg Delivery

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Windmill

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'A good present'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

Sheep Ballast

Sailor offering lady a drink which she will only accept as medicine,

Balcony hot air balloon.

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

China balloons

Deforestation.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"Dang glasses!"

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

Bidding

"I knew there was a reason the air fare was so low!"

'Radio the tower we've been through some very weird crosswinds.'

Around the World By Balloon.

Rapunzel

"Is there a pilot in the house?"

"Hey! How come we're not moving?"

"I believe cats to be a spirit come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through." - Jules Verne

'Where will you be when your laxative starts working?'