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"What do you think Bob, isn't the view beautiful?"

Sheep Ballast

"Hey! How come we're not moving?"

"What do you think Bob, isn't the view beautiful?"

"We are still going down! We need to lose lots and lots more weight!"

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

"I knew there was a reason the air fare was so low!"

Interest rates

Hot Air Balloons

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

Escape the Earthquake

Reporter in a hot air balloon.

"No, that's not an old-school pop up ad. That's a hot air balloon."

'A good present'

Balloon toilet breaks.

Deforestation.

'Hannibal's elephants had it rough, but is this really any better?'

"But the good news is I'm stuck on a cell tower, so I have a great signal for a change."

'Radio the tower we've been through some very weird crosswinds.'

'Where will you be when your laxative starts working?'

Around the World By Balloon.

Fuel Tanker balloons.

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

Bubble Balloons.

Fascinated with static electricity, the pilot now regretted rubbing his hot air balloon back and forth against the cloud.

"I'll thrown you overboard next time you go 'zzzzzzzz'!"

"I believe cats to be a spirit come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through." - Jules Verne

'Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?'

Flightless Birds in a Balloon

The Portuguese Balloon O' War.

As the balloon drifted at 1,000 feet, Chuck suddenly realized his folly at having eaten three bran muffins that morning.

Now I have two types of free-floating anxiety!

Every Four Years Someone Overreacts.

A Guide to Balloon Animals