First Hot Air Balloon Ride Prints

Balloon toilet breaks.

Airport Security.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Are we there yet?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Airliner

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Mass Travel

Airport

Flight Socks.

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'One carry-on!'

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Airplane Seatbelts

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"