First Golf Lessons Pillows

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knight Golfing

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

I think you're ace

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'Not that slowly back...'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

The Golf Gremlin.

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

'Don't move.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'