First Golf Lessons Prints

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

I think you're ace

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Dummies Books.

'Not that slowly back...'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

The Golf Gremlin.

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Don't move.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Tired Woods

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'