First Girlfriend Gifts

'What the?! She is a stick!'

"Maybe I should have chaperoned Baldo's date."

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

"So where is this leading?"

"Oh man! She wants to swap spit!"

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"Kisses don't mean much unless you feel something in your heart."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Butterfly Woman

You're my Mona Lisa.

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Demure lady with gloves

International Women's Day

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

LAY ZEE FUK

"We've made great progress!"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.