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Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

...Shares can go up as well as down.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

The Club

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

'Pep's finance' man confused and scared of 'Real estate', 'Gold' etc

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"He's cut two teeth."

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

Colonel Bagshot.

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

'Cologne sir?'

Kid all dressed up: 'I'm going to be embarrassed to be seen with myself.'

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"What's the current dividend yield of IBM?..."

Two sides to a question

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

Gentlemen

Small boy on 'Investment street' corner with a piggy bank, while removal trucks operate in the background.

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 3

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

"Don't panic, I've instructed the first mate to deploy some flares."

Plucky gentleman wishing to settle a difference through a race rather than legaly

Gentlemen's club