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Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 3

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Fat Pigs.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

Playing pig

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Cow and Milk

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

The Cattle show Week.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Home Sweet Second Home.