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Two sides to a question

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 3

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Fat Pigs.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Cow and Milk

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'