First Discovery Of Santa's Secret Pillows

"If Santa isn't real then why would my parents have hidden all these presents in their closet for him?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

C.P.A.

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

Guy in center cubicle spying on others.

"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

When dogs do a Secret Santa.

'So it's agreed then. Sir Galahad will head the Grail Fact Finding Mission!'

'We get around our new no bonus policy by upgrading our Secret Santas.'

"I thought I'd never find you. Your coworkers only say you're away from your desk."

'Can‘t you knock before coming in? I could have been doing God knows what...'