"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"
First Date Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite first date survivor? Our collection blends humor and heart, celebrating the courage it takes to step into the dating world. Perfect for those who survived the nerves, awkward moments, and still managed to keep their sense of humor intact. Whether it’s for a friend, partner, or yourself, these playful products make light of the exciting chaos that is dating. Show your support with a fun mug, a cheeky t-shirt, or a cozy pillow that reminds them they’re a real champion of first dates.
'Enough about me...let's talk about what's on your mind.'
'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'
"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."
"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."
'At some point this evening I'll probably say something highly insulting. Obnoxiousness is part of my genetic make up.'
'Sure, I'd love to go out again sometime - if I meet someone more interesting.'
'You have a strange glint in your eye.' 'That will be my luminous contact lens.'
'Look! Lots of people use a toothpick after dinner.'
Don't look down, just keep making eye contact...
'It's not you, Frank... it's your little cock...'
"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"
"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"
Distress flare.
"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'
"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"
"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."
'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).
'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'
Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.
"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"
We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.
Tunnel of lurve
"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"
"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."
'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'
She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.
"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"
"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."
"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?"
But enough about me, let's talk about my job.
'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'
"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."
First Date Survivor Gifts Collection
First Date Survivor Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that cheer on first date survivors—perfect for sipping coffee and celebrating new beginnings.
First Date Survivor Pillows
Keep the spirits high with cozy pillows that celebrate surviving that nerve-wracking first date.
First Date Survivor Prints
Decorate your space with our witty prints that honor the boldness of first date survivors.
First Date Survivor T-Shirts
Explore our fun and encouraging t-shirts designed for first date survivors—wear your confidence with pride.