'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'
First Date Fumbler Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle with mugs that celebrate the humor in first date mistakes. Ideal for light-hearted souls who love to laugh at their awkward moments.
In Desperate Straits.
"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"
Medical Supplies
"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."
"Wanna do lunch?"
'I didn't know people still played footsie.'
'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'
We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.
"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."
She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.
'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'
"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?"
'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'
Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!
Nailed him on the first date.
"So how was your date with Smiley?"
"You're all arms Rodney."
'Anyway, enough about you. Let's talk about me.'
'More champagne please.' 'I see what you meant by bubbly personality.'
"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."
"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."
I brought a little ice breaker.'
'Oh, my god! It just occurred to me that you might look really weird with wet hair.'
Social Issues.
'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'
"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"
"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."
'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'
'Quick, comb your hair and throw on some makeup. Each tranquilizer dart only lasts a few minutes.'
'No, but my friends hate me intensely.'
"I don't really want a boyfriend right now either. This is purely a Post-VAX thing."
'Well, thanks for this evening. I'd invite you in, but I find you extremely unattractive.'
Out to Stud.
"Your manners are impeccable!"
First Date Fumbler Mugs Collection
First Date Fumbler Pillows
Looking for a cozy gift? Our pillows humorously highlight the quirks of first date mishaps, adding a playful touch to any living space.
First Date Fumbler Prints
Explore our witty prints that turn first date awkwardness into home decor. A clever way to keep the humor alive in any room.
First Date Fumbler T-Shirts
Find a hilarious t-shirt design that captures the charm of a first date fumble. Great for casual wear and sparking funny conversations.