First Cowboy Costume Gifts

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Ralph Stanley

Sheriff.

Wild West Text Showdown

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'Oh, shut up!'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."