First-class Travel Pillows

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Upward mobility: "Hi - I own the train".'

"First class, or with children?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

The Desert Island Package

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"I know all about the rising costs of rent, utilities and food. I was thinking about it on the company jet on the way to my holiday house on the Cote D'Azur, but I'm afraid the company is under too much financial pressure to give you a raise."

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

Travel Scenes

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"Tonight we'll make love in the shadows of the great pyramids."

Private Jet

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

Private Jet

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"And we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of Champagne to those single gentlement with incomes over $250000 pa who leave us their telephone numbers."