First-class Travel Mugs

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Upward mobility: "Hi - I own the train".'

"First class, or with children?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

The Family Joules: Part 6

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

The Desert Island Package

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Commuter on the Orient Express

"I know all about the rising costs of rent, utilities and food. I was thinking about it on the company jet on the way to my holiday house on the Cote D'Azur, but I'm afraid the company is under too much financial pressure to give you a raise."

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

Travel Scenes

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

"Tonight we'll make love in the shadows of the great pyramids."

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

Private Jet

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

Private Jet

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"