First-class Enthusiast Mugs

"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"

Relax, sir. As soon as we're sure the first class passengers have plenty of oxygen, you'll get yours.

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Truth In Education

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Faberge Chicken

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.