First Business Class Flight Pillows

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Airport Security.

'Are we there yet?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Airliner

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Airport

Mass Travel

Flight Socks.

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

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'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'One carry-on!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"