Business Class Hero Pillows

Counting part time employees is the new math.

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

A Balanced budget.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

"We're counting on you to save this company, Fitzgerald.

"I'm in the market for a good sidekick."

The Miracle Worker

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

"Didn't I tell you that if I kicked up a fuss they'd move us to business class"

Employee of the Month - male.

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"As part of our commitment to small business, we are willing to lend you your bus fare home."

"I used to lose my secretaries because they were getting married - now they leave to start their own companies."

Home Business - Accounting Software.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'You know, Tom...Even after getting million dollar bonuses I can still enjoy the small things in life! Like stealing lunches from the staff fridge.'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

'Er Alf what do you know Margaret Thatcher has died!'

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

'Don't worry. I can still reach back for that 98 mile-per-hour fast ball.'

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

"Hey, and I hear congrats are in order for earning 'Super Elite' status in elevator miles!"

The coward's way out.

"Do you ever feel like you're just here for the paycheck?"

"Sorry the costume's disappointing kids, but even superheroes fly business class sometimes!"

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

Curate tells two miners that he hopes to see them on Sunday. They reply that he is welcome to come fighting with them if he likes.