First Christmas With Pet Pillows

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Baby it's cold outside.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

"I'm confused. We were trained to do our business outside, but then they bring in a tree that glows."

'A Very Bad Boy'

Darning the Stockings

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Hamster.

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"You don't look a day over seven times your actual age."

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Dad, what is puppy love? The beginning of a dog's life!

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"