First Christmas With Pet Pillows

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Baby it's cold outside.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'A Very Bad Boy'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Darning the Stockings

"I'm confused. We were trained to do our business outside, but then they bring in a tree that glows."

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Hamster.

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"You don't look a day over seven times your actual age."

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Dad, what is puppy love? The beginning of a dog's life!

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!