Festive Pet Parent Pillows

Dog bouncing on chair to pick off all the Christmas tree decorations.

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Okay, you can join in on 'Jingle Bells,' but please. . . not 'Silent Night'.'

Dog, cat, mouse.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dog wearing a cone

Christmas Pets

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Halloween Mobile

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Polar Bear Holiday Song

Online Dog Dating

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'Close your eyes, stick your paw out and say 'Merry Christmas'.'

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"Reindeer?! It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

Dog bone Christmas tree

Pets in a christmas tree

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

'Go figure: All year round, I have to guard the house, but tonight, I have to let a fat old guy in a red suit come in...'

Happy Xmas

Dog Presents.

"No Santa?!! Next thing you're gonna tell me there's no Amazon!"

'Don't you think you're spoiling your dog,madam?

This was Rover's very first Christmas. . . no one could tell him he was barking up the wrong tree!

Forget Mistletoe, bring on the Catnip.

"Drop the ball!"

'The £1000 fine is coming out of his dog food allowance.'