First Car Pillows

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

The Wunderkind At Work

"Does that shirt refer to your car hobby? Or your pants?"

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Car party.

"Dad, I need a car! I have places to go and no way to get there!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Road Test

"Is there a problem officer?"

In the Guru District

"Just be yourself."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

'My feet are killing me.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!