First Car Prints

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

The Wunderkind At Work

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Does that shirt refer to your car hobby? Or your pants?"

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Car party.

"Dad, I need a car! I have places to go and no way to get there!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Road Test

"Is there a problem officer?"

In the Guru District

"Just be yourself."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

'My feet are killing me.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'