First Car Dreamer Mugs

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"Baldo, having a car is a big commitment. You gotta get a job, you gotta save your money, you gotta dedicate your life to it."

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

"I'm expecting a big win on the horses."