First Car Dreamer Gifts

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"Baldo, having a car is a big commitment. You gotta get a job, you gotta save your money, you gotta dedicate your life to it."

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

'It said on your application that you only want to work long enough to buy a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti. For what we pay, that should only take 287 years.'

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

"If only this wasn't a dream!"