First Book Launch Pillows

'Is this your first book launch?'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Sumo Love.

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Book publishing.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

Meet the Authors

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

Meet the Oar-thor.

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

Knowing your audience

"I can't believe my first published short story is about me."

Meet the Author's Mother

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