Launching A New Book Pillows

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Opening the door to new customers

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Isabel Allende

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Sumo Love.

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Mary Trump

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.