Fireworks Foe Gifts

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

US National holiday

Monster Clown

Sparkler

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Sparklers

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Bayonne Festival

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Happy New Year!'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Guy, is that you?'

'What an AMAZING display!'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.