Firestarter Appreciator Mugs

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Phoenix

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

International Speculators

Babblewrap

Bonfire

Bayonne Festival

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Fire down."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

Santa relaxes by Fire

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."