Firestarter Appreciator Pillows

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Phoenix

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Let's just binge watch this."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Bayonne Festival

Bonfire

Dentist Speak - Monologues

International Speculators

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

Babblewrap

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Fire down."

Santa relaxes by Fire

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."