Fire Engines T-Shirts

'Oh, I could easily climb down on my own, but you see, I just love seeing Fire-Engines...'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Let's just binge watch this."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Bonfire

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Marshmallow Roast

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I just discovered fire!'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

A mess of mechanics

"Fire down."

Internal Combustion.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."