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'If I wouldn't have yelled fire, he'd still be talking.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Harsh Mellows.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Snowman Magic

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'I don't care if today IS 'casual day'! Stop answering the phone with 'International Beeswax Machines'!'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

'Oi! It's no smoking in here.'

Clown Bathrooms.

'Bill the hypnotist may have lost the trial, but he still had a few tricks up his sleeve.'

"He's the new Turkish signing"

Yo yo.

'Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...'

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'