Fire Alarm Hero T-Shirts

"Don't panic. It's only the candles on Jeff's birthday cake setting off the smoke alarm."

"Foster failure"

"Smokey The Tree"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Lifesaver!

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

The cost of wildfires

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

Alberta on fire

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"And that's why we wear red suspenders."

House detective.

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

'If it were my house I'd put it on life support.'

'I told you not to play with matches!'

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

Fireman gets the beers in