Fire Alarm Hero Mugs

"Don't panic. It's only the candles on Jeff's birthday cake setting off the smoke alarm."

"Foster failure"

"Smokey The Tree"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Lifesaver!

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!"

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

The cost of wildfires

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!

Alberta on fire

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

"It's stuck in overdrive. What should I do?"

"And that's why we wear red suspenders."

House detective.

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."

'I told you not to play with matches!'

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

'If it were my house I'd put it on life support.'