Fire Alarm Trickster Prints

'If I wouldn't have yelled fire, he'd still be talking.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Harsh Mellows.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Snowman Magic

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'I don't care if today IS 'casual day'! Stop answering the phone with 'International Beeswax Machines'!'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

It's that heavy breathing again.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

Harry Potter Magic Set on Desert Island

'Bill the hypnotist may have lost the trial, but he still had a few tricks up his sleeve.'

'Let's call Jane and make people noises.'

Yo yo.

"He's the new Turkish signing"

'Oi! It's no smoking in here.'

"Feel the monster guts in the bowl!"