Phone Trickster Prints

'Let's call Jane and make people noises.'

High speed cinder block

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

'It's for you.'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Are you gonna answer that?'

Cyber crime.

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

'I don't care if today IS 'casual day'! Stop answering the phone with 'International Beeswax Machines'!'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'