Phone Trickster Gifts

'Let's call Jane and make people noises.'

High speed cinder block

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'It's for you.'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Cyber crime.

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'I don't care if today IS 'casual day'! Stop answering the phone with 'International Beeswax Machines'!'

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!