Phone Prankster Gifts

'Don't answer it - it's a cold caller.'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

Wrong number.

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"Yes, this is Mr. Potus ...no, not the President of the United States."

"Hey, is your refrigerator running?" Jake and Billy make their last prank call.

Cold-calls.

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

'THAT'S your ringtone? - I'd like you to take me home now.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'This is not an obscene call - I'm huffing and puffing because I'm out of breath!'

"If you would like to receive a guaranteed annual income of a million dollars or more, press 'one' now."

Hello... you have called Cannabis-2-U...to play an order press the hash key...

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'The extension you have reached is not a real extension....'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"

Caller ID - Answer Your Stupid Phone.

'Stupid telebarketers.'

Thank you, but I think I know the correct time by now, since you've been telling me what it is every 10 seconds. My real question is this: What are you wearing?

"Hi. I'm calling at random to give you 3 million dollars, but since your're not at home, I'm going to call somebody else."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'